All of them. 

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“Captain America’s butt is just…”
“Yeah! It’s big.”
“I know.”
“Just like *insert guy friend name here*” 

I must say, I’m not the one who mentioned a name but I won’t deny it that I thought about my guy friend when our topic switched to big butts.

For this post, let us call him Jam. Don’t try to relate anything, okay? See, there is a strawberry jam ten inches away from me so I decided to call him Jam. 

Jam is a good friend of mine. Yes, his butt is big and he walks in a sexy way. I can’t deny that because he really does! His butt is actually catchy. It is that big, don’t judge. I’m not a perverted woman trying to stare at someone’s ass. Try having a guy walking in front of you with his butt moving in such a catchy way, maybe because he walks in a sexy way. I can’t help it, okay?

To avoid that stare-at-his-butt situation, I walk side by side with him whenever I could. Of course I’m trying to avoid it! Don’t be like that, it’s disgusting.

Maybe I should stop. Why am I even blogging about somebody else’s ass? Ew. I don’t want my butt to be the topic of a post. FINE I’LL STOP. 

But his butt is really big. Especially when he’s only wearing his boxer shorts. Ha! Okay, I’m trying not to look. But his boxer shorts are blue! I like blue. So yeah.

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mercynom:

• Dear person I hate,
• Dear person I like,
• Dear ex boyfriend
• Dear ex bestfriend,
• Dear bestfriend,
• Dear *anyone*,
• Dear Santa,
• Dear mom,
• Dear dad,
• Dear future me,
• Dear past me,
• Dear person I’m jealous of,
• Dear person I had a crush on
• Dear girlfriend 
• Dear boyfriend 

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Papakamatay nalang daw si Kevin kung makakalimutan namin siya. 

Balak kasi namin kumain sa Bon Chon sa 4. Eh may lakad kasi silang pamilya sa Linggo, tapos umaga na ng Lunes sila uuwi. Ibig sabihin, pagod siya sa 4. Medyo alanganin tuloy kung itutuloy ba yung lakad. Ni hindi pa nga ako nagyaya ng kung sino mang gusto naming kasama.

Kanina, tinatanong niya kung tuloy ba. May nagyaya daw kasi sa kanyang ibang kaibigan, tapos gusto niya malaman kung tuloy kami para hindi siya sasama dun sa nagyaya kung sakali. Superfriends pa nga ang tawag niya sakin. Magpapaalam daw siya sa kanyang superfriends. Ang labo niya no?

Tapos sabi ko sumama na siya sa nagyaya. Magyayaya nalang ako ng ibang kasama sa 4, tapos kami-kami nalang ang magsasaya. Kakalimutan nalang namin si Kevin dahil pinagpalit na niya kami sa ibang kaibigan niya.

Papakamatay na daw siya.

I can’t believe it.

Ashe is so hot now! Such a hot woman for a frost archer, why is that? Anyway, I just noticed, why is it that all the woman champions on League of Legends are hot? Okay, maybe not Annie. That’s being pedophile. 

Oh come on, look at Miss Fortune! How about Riven? Now tell me how Vayne is not hot? Oh and Sona! All of them are hot.

Excuse me for being insecure with nonexistent women.

when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”

you saint

thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners

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Inah! I miss youuuuuu >:D< Bakit ba kasi ang hot ni Chris Evans, no? ♥